Dear Mr. Tangen

Here is my version of the facts, you are yet to believe the story as you want to, the truth is that back home many things changed after all this happened, I myself since the beginning wanted to be part of everything and maybe write a book. You tell me what you think of this.

Happened to be that after 14 generations of NewYorkers, Joseph an afroamerican was born, very fine-looking, well he was family of Abraham, remember him? The one everyone talk about to be so important to America and so on… Well Joseph was born and was kind of a boyfriend to Mary; she was an angel, considered to be THE holy virgin, so beautiful, everyone in the ghetto wanted to be with her, but she was such a good girl she would not do anything wrong. The thing was that Mary was pregnant, ok? This is for you to analyze and believe what you want, they never had sex, she was just simply pregnant because God wanted her to be the mother of a son of his. I am not sure if you are religious or not but the whole story turns around God. Joseph was, as you might think, very confused, he left her. As you might imagine at the time the fact that she was pregnant and they were not actually married, was seen very bad. He didn’t want her to feel ashamed. And then this angel appeared to him out of nowhere! And told him the following: “Joseph, son of David, do not fear to take Mary your wife, for that which is conceived in her is of the Holy Spirit; 21 she will bear a son, and you shall call his name Jesus, for he will save his people from their sins. Bla blab la…" This made Joseph to change his mind, obviously. And he stayed with her.

After so many trouble and people whispering about them, the whole gossips and rumors about them, Joseph takes Mary and the baby is born to New Jersey. Of course, distanced to the whole society and people staring at them. The governor at the time was Bush The Great (I don’t believe him to be so great though) and heard from three whispers that because a “star” had appeared a “”King of NY “” was born. Bush didn’t like this, he sent them to go to New Jersey and see him, then come back so that he goes with them to “”Workship”” him, NOT! The three men go to New Jersey and know the intensions of the governor. They get to the place where the baby Jack was and workship him and give him three gifts, gold, frankincense and myrrh…A little out of the ordinary. Then they don’t go back but go away.

Bush gives then orders to find all the babies in New Jersey and bring them to him, to kill them, can you imagine? That is kind of evil. So they go to California and wait for Busch to die or give up the power and come back and move to this place Hampstead near New York. And the baby grows. He is a good man, everybody starts loving him. John the Priest was there then, and Jack goes to him and he asks him to be baptized and God comes down from up there announcing that Jack is his son. Sound funny right? It happened.

Satan comes to the story, he wouldn’t miss it. And Jack fasts for forty days and nights and the he starts like threatened him but Jack is able to get his way out, wisely, because he very bright.
Then Jack starts doing what he does best, he teaches his believes, happened to be that Jack has like a whole thing with religion, and he wants people to believe in God and all the values around it. Slowly he collects the disciples, like followers, that are going to be with him for the rest of the teachings. Simon, who is called peter, Andrew and James are some of the earlier followers, after them comes a lot more.

Then he goes to this mountain, and gives a speech, a very long speech by the way, in which he preaches about the Ten Commandments, you know about them right? He talks about humility, love, what is right and what is wrong, about sins and punishment, bla, bla, bla, This, they called, The Sermon of The Mount. When Jack comes down the mountain he starts doing miracles and getting into people’s houses and curing the sick, the blind, the paralytic. And more and more people are then attracted by his teachings and believe in him, well who wouldn’t? After all the miracles he does, I was and still am very fund to him. Jack points to twelve disciples that they are going to “’work”” for him being his disciples and are going to heal the sick and above all to be loyal to him. The twelve disciples are Simon, who is called Peter, and Andrew his brother, James, and John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas and Matthew, James, Thaddeus, Simon, Judas. They accept the challenge.

The not-followers of Jack then attack him, telling him that he was among sinner, prostitutes, and they call him an alcoholic and glutton, my point of view is that they are kind of jealous. He responds with parables, respectfully until they left.
He continues on and does some miracles but people don’t believe him… So he decides to walk on water towards his disciples. And Simon then confesses that he is indeed, the Messiah, And Jesus then called him Peter and says to build a church in his name. And he continues preaching.

The Last Supper… So is called when Jack tells the disciples that Judas was betraying him while they eat bread and drink wine symbolizing the body and blood of Jack. And he then talks to his “father”, God, and asks him about the fate that lays in front of him, and finds out that there is no way out, and that he is going to be killed. Indeed he is then he is arrested by the Jewish court and convicted because of false claiming, they didn’t believe him to be the King of the New York or the Son of God or anything that he said he was, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the governor of the state of California ask the people what to do… and they want him to be crucified. While he is being stick in a cross, many women where present, Mary Magdalena, the mother of James and Joseph, and others. Joseph buries him. Three days later they don’t find Jack in the tomb and an angel informs them that he had been “”reborn”” from the dead, and he is in Hampstead, there Jack asks his disciples to travel around the world and keep on preaching his believes.

I am obligated to tell you this story; it was quite a scandal here. Tell me what do you think, and if you get any letters from John, Mark or Luke… they might get another version from the facts.

Sincerely,
Matthew